About earthriderjudyberman

Stories, and the art of telling them, fascinate me. I am a writer, a teacher and former reporter - both in newspapers and on radio. In this blog, I will share some of the stories I heard growing up, from our travels, our family and experiences on the job and off.

Shake It Off

Shake it off - Golden Retriever shaking off water

By Judy Berman

Sometimes, any sliver of humor is fair game.

In a hardscrabble world, here’s a few who had a laugh in spite of being given a difficult time.

* A defense attorney I knew was assigned to a real tough character. His client had been convicted of murder, and his next stop was a federal drug trial.

I asked the attorney if I could talk to him about his client.

“Oh, I have to be careful what I say. He’s already sent me two letters in one envelope. One implied my mother and father weren’t married,” he laughed, dismissing the crude implications.

His client surprised everyone by pleading guilty at the start of the trial.

* Waiting on tables often has its own headaches. One such incident involved my Mom when she worked in a coffee shop at a Las Vegas casino.

A particularly ornery customer complained loudly about the service. She demanded that someone carry her tray to her table when she was capable of doing the same herself.

My Mom, who was in her 70s, could be a real pistol at times. She sweetly announced that she’d take the tray to the customer’s table. Then Mom proceeded to limp, lurching awkwardly toward the table. (I wish I could have been there. I’d have been rolling.)

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* Speaking of restaurants, this is often where my family members and I torment each other – all in good fun, of course.

As I leave one restaurant, I dip into the candy bowl to take a few mints.

My son-in-law, Keith, pretending he doesn’t know me, says loudly: “Lady. Save some candies for other people.”

I slink out the door, laughing. But, payback is a bear, even if it does take me years to get even.

Recently, when celebrating our eldest daughter Danielle’s birthday at a restaurant, my jam came on. I started dancing out the door. I’m betting that same son-in-law was praying that no one he knew was there.

At another eatery, my youngest daughter, Jenn, noticed a black cloud in the huge fish tank. I told her: “I’ve got two words: fish flatulence.”

She lost it. Those words still make her laugh today.

* Sure, you’re overworked. But a little laughter lightens the load.

Happy Otter

When I was working as a reporter, my editor sent me an e-mail wondering when he was going to see my story so he could edit it.

“I don’t see you typing.”

Me: “That’s because I’m weak from hunger. It’s been 15 minutes since my last six-course meal.”

Editor: “You can eat on the way home.”

Well, it’s that kind of compassion and warped humor that keeps me from losing my sanity.

It’s times like these that I can appreciate the Dover Police Department’s video cam that shows an officer lip synching Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off.” (It was staged. But, so what?It’s great fun.)

Taking a skewered look at life is sometimes the best way to get thru to the other side of the rainbow.

 

Do you have a humorous story to share?

 

Video: Dover Police Officer lip-synching Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw 

Video: K C and the Sunshine Band’s “Shake Your Booty”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obTlQRtjWzw 

Main Photo: shake it off –  Golden Retriever shaking off water – Photo taken by Googie man on June 2, 2008 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/Shake_Dog_Shake.jpg/622px-Shake_Dog_Shake.jpg

Photo: minion https://thisandthatforkids.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/dm2_minion_dave_020.jpg

Photo: Happy otter – California sea otter bathing at Moss Landing, Calif. Photo taken by Sstasi on Sept. 23, 2007. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Happy_otter.jpg/640px-Happy_otter.jpg

Treasures Uncovered, but Mystery Remains

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By Judy Berman

Howard Carter’s candle flickered in the darkened tomb. He could see only small bits of it at a time.

It was 1922. For more than 3,000 years, it had been hidden. The tomb in the Valley of the Kings was nearly intact.

Tomb robbers had trashed a portion of the tomb in search of gold. But Carter, Lord Carnarvon (who financed the search), Carnarvon’s daughter Lady Evelyn Herbert, and Carter’s assistant, A. R. Callender, also saw incredible wealth: a gold burial mask, statues, jewelry, chariots, weapons and a solid-gold coffin.

What they’d found was the tomb of a nearly forgotten Egyptian pharaoh – the boy king. King Tutankhamun, also known as King Tut, was 9 years old when he became pharaoh and reigned about 10 years from 1332 B.C. to 1323 B.C.

On the third floor of a museum in Cocoa Beach, Steve Cayer has captured that scene inside the tomb, and he hopes to open it to the public this summer.

“I took pictures of the actual tomb, and we duplicated it for Al (Rao) to paint,” said Cayer, the curator of the Museum of Dinosaurs and Ancient Cultures.

Cayer said the people who pilfered the chamber were the ones who built it. They took the gold and jewelry, and broke pottery to see what was in them. Then, they sealed it and no one knew of its existence.

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Until Carter’s discovery, Tut was almost unknown.

“There was almost no record of his life anywhere in Egypt, except on the walls of his tomb,” according to National Geographic’s website.

The burial site contains a stone sarcophagus with King Tutankhamun’s solid-gold coffin and two smaller coffins that are believed to contain his stillborn daughters.

Even more mysterious is how Tutankhamun died. That is still being investigated today.

In a nearby display case, Queen Nefertiti gazes down on the visitors in the museum. The replica, like the original in the Egyptian museum, was never finished. It has only one eye painted and an incomplete ear.

Queen Nefertiti bus from the Berlin museum

Queen Nefertiti bust from the Egyptian Museum in Berlin 

The Tourist Development Council helped finalize the money to buy the Egyptian exhibits in St. Louis before it returned to Cairo.

“I packed the stuff myself. It took two days,” Cayer said of the museum-quality exhibits.

The museum also features the famous trenches of Terra Cotta warriors. There is a painting of them on the wall, and Cayer aims to obtain replicas – about a dozen – of the soldiers.

Terracotta Army - the museum in Cocoa Beach aims to acquire some replicas to add to a mural depicting them.

Terracotta Army – the museum in Cocoa Beach aims to acquire some replicas to add to a mural depicting them.

When you walk thru the third floor, you also will see a replica of a sacrificial area from MesoAmerica, the Mayan culture. The work on this began seven years ago. It’s built in stages and then assembled here.

The tour thru these exhibits was exciting. I can’t wait to see the completed product.

 

What’s the coolest place you have ever visited or still hope to see?

 

Link to Steve Martin’s “King Tut” video on Saturday Night Live: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=127426280679189&set=vb.143791135690959&type=2&theater

Photo: King Tutankhamun – replica of his tomb – not yet open to the public – at the Museum of Dinosaurs and Ancient Cultures, Cocoa Beach, Florida. photo by Judy Berman

Photo – King Tut’s death mask replica at the Museum of Dinosaurs and Ancient Cultures, Cocoa Beach, Florida. Photo by Judy Berman

Photo: Terracotta Army of First Emperor – author airunp http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Xian_guerreros_terracota_detalle.JPG/640px-Xian_guerreros_terracota_detalle.JPG

Photo: Nefertiti bust – Agyptisches Museum (Egyptian Museum, Berlin), Dec. 28, 2005 – taken by Magnus Manske    (The Nefertiti bust in the Cocoa museum was excellent, my photo did not reflect that. So I chose to use the Berlin museum photo.  http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Nefertiti_bust_%28front%29.jpg/450px-Nefertiti_bust_%28front%29.jpg

 

Fore more information:

KingTutOne.com – King Tut the boy pharaoh   http://www.kingtutone.com/tutankhamun/information/

King Tut’s Tomb   http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/king-tuts-tomb

Museum of Dinosaurs and Ancient Cultures, Cocoa Beach, Florida  http://www.museumofdinosaurs.org/

 

 

 

Silence Gives Consent

cartoon - Jean Jullien - Je Suis Charlie

By Judy Berman

Make no mistake. The aim in the massacre in Paris was to silence those who did not share their beliefs.

Two terrorists linked to al-Qaeda stormed a weekly satirical newspaper, Charlie Hebdo, on Wednesday, January 7, and murdered eight journalists, two police officers, a maintenance worker and a visitor.

Why? The extremists wanted to retaliate against the paper for publishing cartoons that depicted the prophet Mohammed, which they said is forbidden under Islamic law.

The rallying cry “Je Suis Charlie” (I am Charlie) is the voice of people in Paris and throughout the world who are taking a stand against Islamic terrorism. It is similar to what France’s newspaper, Le Monde, wrote after the 9/11 attack on the U.S.: “We Are All Americans Now.”

Some argue that the paper should not have continued to publish cartoons that inflamed Islamic radicals.

Where do you draw the line on what’s acceptable?

cartoon - David Pope 2 - Je Suis Charlie

 

If we do, we censor our thoughts, voice and actions because someone might take offense at what we say or do.

Voltaire, a satirist, “frequently made use of his works to criticize intolerance, religious dogma, and the French institutions of his day.” (Wikipedia)

But, in a quote attributed to Voltaire: “I do not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it … “

That idea is obsolete for extremists. They become outraged and threaten retaliation and deadly force if any one disagrees with them.

cartoon - Jeff Parker - cartoon - Je Suis Charlie

It’s played out every day, including on social media, by those who cannot express clearly what their opposition is without violence – either verbal, in writing or with assault.

There are times when I feared for my safety when I worked as a reporter because someone was upset with something I wrote.

Once, a man came to the newspaper where I worked and demanded to see me. He accused me of working with police to implicate him in the death of a former girlfriend.

It appeared the man had been drinking. As he stormed out, he nearly knocked a woman down. It was then that my colleague, Bill Farrell, saw that the man had a sharp, shiny object in his back pocket. (story: here)

The assault on those who speak their minds is not limited to those who work in the media.

If we do not take a stand against terrorism, we will also become hostages and targets of extremists.

Rarely do folks with opposing views thoughtfully listen to and consider what another has to say, agree to disagree, and walk away peacefully.

I long for those days.

 

What are your thoughts? Please keep comments rated PG.

Music video: John Lennon’s “Imagine”   

NewsVideo: Considering this week’s events in France, Scott Pelley closed the broadcast on Friday, Jan. 9,, with a powerful message on a cherished freedom. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/scott-pelley-on-paris-attack-silence-is-the-end-of-freedom/

Cartoon – Je Suis Charlie – by Jean Jullien https://twitter.com/jean_jullien/status/552829637215408128/photo/1

Cartoon – Je Suis Charlie – by David Pope https://twitter.com/davpope/status/552844593046097920/photo/1

Cartoon: Je Suis Charlie – by Jeff Parker, a syndicated cartoonist based in Florida.

 

Bad Bosses and Wise Guys

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By Judy Berman

The smell of hazelnut coffee still makes me queasy. It is a reminder of an ice queen who once ruled where I worked years ago.

Clueless, out-of-touch, manipulative, narcissistic, sadistic and just plain bad bosses can be found anywhere.

Take the one where a man collapsed at work. His boss stepped over him as he lay on the floor, and she strolled to her office. One wag said that the boss’s only concern appeared to be whether the employee had turned in a report she was expecting.

Some bosses are human stress factories. One bragged that he loved to keep employees off-balance.

When he learned that one of his minions was applying elsewhere, he sabotaged that employee by passing on a bad job evaluation to the prospective employer.

Dilbert - Pointy-haired boss

These examples almost make Dilbert’s pointy-haired ignorant boss, and the harmlessly deluded and insensitive boss in “The Office” (Michael Scott, as played by Steve Carell), appear sympathetic and wise.

If these examples sound remotely like the situation you’re in at your workplace, take heart.

Things could be so much worse.

Be glad Dan Hedaya (as Anthony Castelo) is not your boss. He’s the low-rent mobster in Newark, New Jersey, that Danny DeVito (as Harry Valentini) and Joe Piscopo (as Moe Dickstein) work for in Brian De Palma’s movie, “Wise Guys.” (1986)

Their tasks are to go start the boss’s car while fellow goons inside take bets on how long it’ll take for a bomb to explode.

Frank “The Fixer” Acavano (played by professional wrestler Captain Lou Albano) drives Harry and Moe to the racetrack. He tells Moe to place a bet on a specific horse.

Harry knows that the boss has been losing money on the horses. He persuades Moe to gamble on another instead, and they can take the winnings for themselves. The boss’s pick comes in first, and they wind up losing $250,000 of the boss’s money.

Needless to say, Castelo is – to put it mildly – disappointed. Still, he rejects a remedy offered by “The Fixer,” the mob’s chief enforcer.

“Let me waste ‘em, Mr. Castelo!” Acavano urges.

“Do we really hurt them by killing them?” Castelo asks.

“It’s a good start,” sagely concludes Frank Vincent (as Louie Fontucci).

Castelo’s solution is to have Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein “put to the test … by having them kill each other.”

“The Fixer,” Acavano, will whack whoever survives.

When the two guys are tipped off about the plan, they steal Acavano’s prize Cadillac and go on the lam to a casino in Atlantic City. There, they run up charges on Acavano’s stolen credit card.

Wise Guys - movie - Danny DeVito and Joe Piscopo

Harry hopes to visit his Uncle Mike and persuade him to bail them out so they can repay Castelo. Things do not go according to plan, and the mob is hot on their trail.

Moe Dickstein writes a farewell letter to Castelo that stuns them all.

This screwball mobster comedy is a primer, a how-to on turning the tables to get a little justice.

Just have a plan in place before you head out the door. Then, you can mail out that “take this job and shove it’ letter with a smile on your face.

Have you had a bad boss experience you’d like to share? Keep the comments PG please.

 

Movie Trailer: “Wise Guys” (1986) stars Danny DeVito and Joe Piscopo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TKTypiIjw  

Main Photo: Wise Guys – Danny DeVito and Joe Piscopo and Cadillac http://www.listal.com/viewimage/685116

Photo – Dilbert – Pointy-haired boss in comic

Photo: Wise Guys (1986) – Screen shot – Danny DeVito and Joe Piscopo on the lam, making a call to Uncle Mike

 

2014 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 19,000 times in 2014. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 7 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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So, What Are You Waiting For?

 

Watkins Glen State Park - July 2014  (47)

By Judy Berman

I’m often drawn to walks by a babbling brook in the woods – virtually or in reality – when I want to sort things out.

It’s a calming place and allows me to reflect.

The philosophy of positive thinkers tumbles thru my mind and often helps me overcome challenges to my goals.

In nature, I find a new perspective and hope.

Maya Angelou said, “We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone thru to achieve that beauty.”

Butterfly - Polyommatus_Eros_common_meadow_blue_Lycaenidae

The caterpillar wasn’t content to wander along the leaves and grass. Even before it knew its destiny, it no doubt looked at butterflies and longed to fly.

To get where you want, you have to risk change.

When you doubt your ability to fulfill your dream, when you think your goal is out of your reach … impossible. Think of the bumblebee.

“Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn’t know it so it goes on flying anyway,” says Mary Kay Ash.

Bee - Honey Bee Happy Dance

Don’t set limits for yourself.

Shift your thinking to what is possible and then work toward what some, maybe even yourself, think impossible. You’ll be surprised what you can achieve.

Like George Bailey in “It’s a Wonderful Life,” you don’t have to travel to far-flung places to experience life and be successful. He discovered that he was a success right where he lived.

You can, too.

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream,” C.S. Lewis said.

And, lastly, Mark Twain once said: “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”

So, what are you waiting for?

Liverpool - Onondaga Lake Park -  July 2014  (6)

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What dream have you been putting off too long?

 

Music Video from “Beverly Hills Cop” – Patti LaBelle “New Attitude” (1985) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfZ5SZZ4xE 

 

Photo: Watkins Glen, New York – taken by Judy Berman – June 2014

Photo: Butterfly – taken by Charlesjsharp on July 1, 2013 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Polyommatus_Eros_common_meadow_blue_Lycaenidae.jpg/640px-Polyommatus_Eros_common_meadow_blue_Lycaenidae.jpg

Photo: Bee – Honey Bee – taken by Bob Peterson on April 12, 2012, North Palm Beach, Florida http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Honey_Bee_Happy_Dance_%287075103325%29.jpg/480px-Honey_Bee_Happy_Dance_%287075103325%29.jpg

Photo: Canada Geese in Onondaga Lake Park, Liverpool, New York – taken by Judy Berman – June 2014

Santa – The Man Behind the Beard

Santa Claus - Norman Rockwell - Saturday Evening Post - 1922

By Judy Berman

Anticipation and excitement are in the air as children wait for Santa to arrive. Did you ever wonder how St. Nick got into this gig?

It’s deeply personal and heartwarming for two Santa Clauses I’ve met. It’s a way to give back. For one, it was a chance to connect with his child and others.

Santas are everywhere – malls, street corners and on TV. On Christmas Eve, kids might keep their eyes on the skies or on the fireplace, hoping to spot that jolly old elf.

But, this month while in church in Melbourne, Florida, I was startled to see a man with a white beard. He was wearing red coveralls and a crisp white shirt. Right after services, I dashed over to chat with him. Naturally, the kids beat me to him.

Santa - Lily and J. J. - Dec. 14, 2014 at Ascension Catholic

I waited patiently while Lily, 5, and her brother J.J., 7, finished asking Santa about why his beard is curly and what his favorite vegetables were.

Who knew? Santa loves guacamole. Lily said she loved that, too.

After they left, I asked Santa why he does this. He became a Santa in 1983 at the Officers’ Wives Club when he was in the Air Force.

A young lady asked him to deliver a gift to her boyfriend. Then, the following week, that young man asked Santa to deliver a gift to her.

Right after Santa handed her the gift, her boyfriend came in, knelt down and proposed. Santa handed her the rings. Of course, she accepted.

“That was my first time as Santa. I was hooked,” he said with a twinkle in his eyes.

After a life-saving operation, his interest in being Santa intensified.

For Gerald M. Hoppe, a Santa’s helper I met years ago at Shoppingtown in DeWitt, New York, his interest led him to write a book for his son, Marc, who is disabled.

In “Santa’s First Helper,” (1987) Hoppe said he’s asked year after year by children who are “bewildered and curious” about all the Santas they see.

After all, they ask, shouldn’t Santa be working with his elves at the North Pole to get all the presents ready?

Hoppe “reveals the magical secret behind all of those Santa’s helpers that you see.”

Santa's First Helper - Gerald M. Hoppe

His story involves an elf taking what he believed was Santa’s power so that he could “be the one to make the children happy at Christmastime.” The elf soon regretted his decision, apologized and made amends.

The Santa in Melbourne admits there is a certain power that comes along with the character he embodies.

One time, as he was about to board a flight before Thanksgiving, “a stewardess came up and asked what seat number I had. It was number seven.”

The stewardess apologized, wishing she was able to get him another seat. The problem? His seatmates would be two children who were already acting up.

“After I sat down, I turned to them and said: ‘Do you know who I am?’ ”

They didn’t. I said: “I’m Santa. If you don’t behave, I won’t give you anything for Christmas.”

Well, he chuckled, they became the best of buddies and were good the rest of the flight.

That was the best gift. But, he adds, the real gift of Christmas isn’t under the tree. It’s in your heart and in your faith. For Christians, it’s the celebration of “the birth of Christ.”

 

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanza and Happy Holidays.

 

COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Judy Berman and earthrider, 2011-15. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to (Judy Berman) and (earthrider, earth-rider.com, or earthriderdotcom) with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Music Video: Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYIVYxZOWwo 

Main Photo: Santa with Elves, by Norman Rockwell, Saturday Evening Post cover – 1922 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/1922-12-02-Saturday-Evening-Post-Norman-Rockwell-cover-Christmas-Santa-with-Elves-no-logo-400.jpg

Photo: Santa with Lily, 5, and her brother, J.J., 7, at Ascension Catholic Community church, Melbourne, Florida.

Photo: cover of “Santa’s First Helper” by Gerald M. Hoppe (1987)